We love this kid so much. Without further ado, here is your annual birthday interview (as edited by Elliot).
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Who is your favorite person in the whole world?
Maya. She is two, cute, and fun to play with. And I'm not embarrassed to admit that she is cute. You would have to be dumb, as in you cannot talk, to not say that Maya is cute.
Which songs do you love, and why?
Dark Horse, Roar,"Beautiful Day" by U2, "Handy" by Weird Al, and "Thriller" by Michael Jackson because you can dance to them very well [see next 2 sentences].
What do you do really well?
Dance and read. When I dance I do free-for-all, and when I read, it's just comforting.
What is your favorite food?
I think you know. Cheese pizza from a store. It's just yummy.
What is your favorite flavor of ice cream?
Vanilla. Wait a minute: I looked up what Grasshopper is, and it is vanilla with toppings on top, so Grasshopper.
Have you ever had Grasshopper?
No, but I looked at what it is, and it's vanilla with toppings on top.
What are some of your favorite books?
Titan's Curse, Last Olympian, Lost Hero.
What is one of your fondest memories?
I don't know, but one of Ron's is: Draco Malfoy, the bouncing ferret. But that's not mine, that's Ron's. For me, playing Mario's Baseball on the Wii at Jack and Brody's house.
Who are some of your friends?
Aidan (has glasses), Jack (has black hair), Drew (is a twin with his brother Nate)--those are only a few of my friends.
What would you do with a million dollars?
I would save up a little bit, buy a few dogs, buy a few cats, and get a mansion--one that costs a million dollars, which is not hard to find. A really nice mansion costs ten million dollars or more.
If you had three hours to do anything in the world with your friends, what would it be?
Go to Sky Zone and play dodgeball.
If you could play any musical instrument, what would it be?
Drums, as in take-a-big-silver-bowl-and-whack-it-with-a-spoon drums.
What do you want to not do when you grow up?
Be a vegetable--a human vegetable. Like get transformed by a witch into a piece of broccoli.
What job sounds awful to have?
Being a vegetable.
What's your ideal vacation?
In Iowa, I would make some more of those hilarious videos and post them on YouTube.
Would you rather be able to run 100 miles per hour or fly 10 miles per hour?
You've got to admit that 10 miles per hour is pretty slow for a car. But I choose flying because I could just go on a truck or a car 100 miles per hour if there was no speed limit.
Would you rather be a puppy or have a puppy?
Have a puppy.
Would you rather be a dragon or have a dragon?
Well, it depends if it is a nice or mean dragon. If it is a nice dragon, I would have it for a pet. If it is a mean dragon, I would want to be it.
If you were a dragon, what kind of dragon would you be?
I'd be a Hungarian Horntail. It is very nasty and strong.
What do you wish that your past self had already known?
That I was in the wrong place at Sparkle at school. For example, if someone said "Eugene" and someone spelled it "U..." then they are disqualified. There is one other way they can be disqualified. They spell it correctly--E-U-G-E-N-E--and then someone says "Sparkle" and the next person is out.
What do you wish that your future self would know?
What time I will die, and will my parents ever let me go to a sleepover.
What is your last question for yourself?
Do you like school? ABSOLUTELY HORRID HOW DARE YOU ASK ME THAT QUESTION I HATE SCHOOL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH
(This interview was edited by Elliot.)
